Thursday, 4 November 2010

Diary of a non-smoker: Day 8, NEWSFLASH!

It's been a week of non-smoking, and not a single puff of smoke has entered my body.

However.

I have the most erratic diet ever. I am eating a large quantity of fruit at work to keep me going:

My hourly intake of apples and satsumas

The worst effect is my grazing - I will eat anything that is put in front of me. ANYTHING. Remember the scene from Jaws where they cut open that shark's stomach and remove items like car registration plates? If I was to die right now, the forensic pathologist would be kept amused for days over the contents of my stomach; "A pizza, a cake, apples, satsumas, some trick-or-treaters (including bags of sweets, costumes), 3 Halloween pumpkins (still lit), a car registration plate, and lots of chili powder - in fact enough chili to cover all of the above liberally, and then some".

I guess it's back to the gym next week, before I can't fit through the changing room door anymore :(

2 comments:

  1. Jamie don't worry about going to the gym. I don't think that car registration plates make you not fit through the doors. Anyway, please stop eating them, I don't think they are very healthy (and I also do think someone would miss them), instead eat pizza at friday:)
    I am really looking forward to tomorrow evening:)
    By the way thanks for picking me up!
    Have a very nice day!

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  2. ... don't forget about the 8 letters!

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