Week 15.3: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Well I always had my suspicions, those phone calls I've been receiving recently from my dad - wearing what sounds suspiciously like underwater breathing apparatus:

Dad: "Jamie, I am your father".
Me: "Err.. I know Dad"
Dad: "Be careful of the Jedi, Jamie. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi. Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force and you will be able to save your wife from the giant spiders".
Me: "What did you say? How do you know that...?"
Dad: "Use my knowledge, I beg you."
Me:  "You're the Sith Lord!"

Grr - it's hard to know who to trust these days....

Tomorrow night it's 'Empire' with the boys :D